fake spoilers with clark gregg
The awkward moment when
you make a Terry Pratchett joke and nobody gets it.
#I bet he’s having a whole internal conversation with that torch.#Hello torch. I’m Matt. #It’s a pleasure to meet you on this fine day! It is fine #Isn’t it? #Oh thank you torch! You’re looking pretty splendidly dapper as well! #You’re my new friend you know that? #I’m going to call you Georgie #You and me Georgie#We’re gonna run this together #And when we get there I’m going to buy you a drink #AHHH Got you! You can’t drink! You’re a torch #Oh you’re so funny Georgie
from now on i’m still not gonna read the terms and conditions but i’m gonna ctrl+f for words like soul just in case
‘kidney’ ‘satan’ and ‘first born’ are always a good idea too.
Reblogging because ladies & gentlemen, Tom Gauld has his own Tumblr feed and you needed to know this.
Sometimes I think about my life and I realize
it needs more cowbell
#And then Britain said #give that man an olympic torch #Matt Smith #Britain’s biggest idiot #now with more fire
#sobbing #i am officially ridiculously excited for our favourite idiot #look at him #i will just sit here and sing #MATTY STARTED THE FIIIIRE #AND IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING SINCE THE CARDIFF’S BEEN LETTING MATT RUN WITH OBJECTS THAT ARE AFLAME (via winterinthetardis)
when I find myself in times of trouble
sherlock holmes comes to me
speaking words of wisdom
don’t be an idiot
And in my hour of darkness
John Watson is standing right in front of me
Speaking words of wisdom
Alright Spock, take it easy
Lestrade be, Lestrade be, Lestrade be, Lestrade be
speaking words of wisdom
don’t commit suicide
#Clint is like: I’ll show you this great bar guys #and Tasha is: fuck Clint it’s a horrible place and you’d think a gay bar would be more classy #and cap is just happy because he has friends
cap is just happy because he has friends
93 years old and steve breaks his record for number of friends
at 5
